I want to have a band called Isolated Flea.

I mean, who sewed all those Klan robes?

The CDC says “nearly half.”

Someone got on you for “implying” that contingent college faculty make shit money? That someone needs to read up. <<Solidarity.>>

Please tell me that “Sate of the Union” was intentional, because it’s kind of brilliant. (Not accurate, according to Ms. Daniels’s previous words, but “what would you expect [of] someone his age”?)

Thanks for that explanation. I have an aunt who’s recently crossed into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory, which I find really sad but now understand a bit better.

“Several times last summer, while Woody was visiting in Connecticut, Dylan locked herself in the bathroom, refusing to come out for hours. Once, one of the baby-sitters had to use a coat hanger to pick the lock. Dylan often complained of stomachaches and headaches when Woody visited: she would have to lie down. When…

Star for the gloriously phrased “skim coat of gack.”

Top: From a 9/19/15 Politico article on Republican candidates’ signatures. Bottom: From the 12/6/17 Executive Order. Terrifying.

This. I thought I’d go “med free” a few years ago, and within six months was back to not wanting to drive because I couldn’t stop thinking about what I could crash into or drive off of that would put me out of my misery. My copay for antidepressants is $5.60 for 90 days. I have a good brain. I like to spend my time…

I love essential oils. They smell nice and encourage deep breathing and can help focus your attention. PERIOD. THE END. They are not curative, and multilevel marketing is a scam. Jesus.

Isn’t Venezuela busy starving to death or something? 😥

Do police unions do anything that doesn’t qualify as fuckery?

Naw, that is “Scent of My Little Brother, Circa 1982.”

Here’s the full doc:

Pro tip: My dad’s TV survived the Reagan years because he kept a trashcan of rolled-up socks next to his chair.

And how was she “truly special”? Of course he can’t say. And why will she “long be remembered by all”? He’s already forgotten.

It’s really well paced, also. The first time I tried to watch, I only made it about two minutes, but you get tiny lulls here and there, so you don’t actually vomit, even if you feel like you might. And that reporter! What a brave soul.

I hear you. I just hit two years of sobriety today, and I can’t even manage to be happy about it because we’re doomed or whatever. Filmgirl, have one for me, too. [Sad half-smile]

You’re good. I think my first crush was Underdog. Like, from the cartoon.