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Do you mean the Tory Burch logo? That’s what it reminds me of, too.

Speaking of vomit, if you zoom in, that’s what it looks like she’s trying not to do. Cheeto looks like he’s going to try to slip her the tongue.

Ugh, my condolences.

“Dip” meaning tobacco spit? Did that at the movies in junior high. Looked like my cup of Coke. It was not.

That’s a fascinating persective (figuratively, anyway). Thanks!

The exclamation point goes outside the quotation marks if it doesn’t “belong” to the quote material.

Wow, you’re not kidding:

At one point I yelled something like, “Hills, look out!” I have never even thought of her as “Hills” before or since. I was just really worried.

Also how he followed her during the third debate. I almost couldn’t watch; it reminded me of one of my last encounters with my severely narcissistic ex. I was trying to get some of my things from the house, and he just kept looming over me. When he got between me and the door, I totally disassociated and just kept

I’m betting on Bannon.

If the Blumenthal stuff was on CNN, then who’s writing the tweets? I was thinking they were suspiciously polysyllabic....

“Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper.”

Sweet! I’m almost at two years myself. Wishing you continued strength through this time of bullshit!

A quarter of a bushel.

Not sure, but it’s worth tracking down!

After my Target fail last night, and looking at the Hanes size chart just now, I have determined that none of these things will fit me.

Years and years ago, she directed a movie called Office Killer, starring Molly Ringwald, Jeanne Tripplehorn, and Carol Kane as the title character—a murderous copy editor with an extremely interesting brow game. Rotten Tomatoes gives it 12%, but they are WRONG. It’s one of the oddest, most creepily wonderful films

This gives me hope! [Drives immediately to Target.]

How do you fit in a bralette? I’m a 32G and those things are just, Nope. Not even for sitting around in.

Even if the police do end up getting involved, isn’t this exactly the sort of situation that riot shields are made for? It’s possible to defend yourself amd not kill someone.