And then of course this:

I’ve found this helpful:

KENAN THOMPSON.

I’m OK if he cries about it. I would, too! But I’d do it in private like a goddamn adult, and then I’d go out and president.

I have a friend who grows giant rutabagas.... This could work!

I think the middle-aged-worriers club is pretty large. I lose about a friend a year as well. Right after my last grandparent died, my stepmom died, and I realized I’m part of the second-oldest generation in my family.

Yup. I never used the A-word in reference to my previous relationship until someone else described it as abusive. I was even shocked at first. :(

I can’t muster up a lot of sympathy either, but I was previously in a relationship with a pathological narcissist, and he was VERY good at changing his behavior in public, sometimes INSTANTLY. So I don’t know if I’d trust the word of old associates — and I doubt he has friends who might know him better.

Glad you’re going to see your doc. When do we start the class-action suit? Get well soon.

I went to grad school in Florida, and I miss it like crazy. No one believes me. <3

My hunch is that Abe’s prodigious manspread was to prevent his getting pulled out of the chair, because one of the people in the picture did a little research on the situation beforehand.

There’s a story about the Khrushchevs dining at the Kennedy White House. Finger bowls are brought out at one point, and the Khrushchevs drink from them. Jackie—followed by everyone else at the table—follows suit. Can you even imagine how Il Douché would handle something like that?

GAH, how could I forget? His 16-year-old son (also a U.S. citizen) was killed in October.

I’m not saying that I think she’s a valid target, I’m just hypothesizing why the US media has under-reported her story.

Sorry. :(

She was Anwar al-Awlaki’s daughter. I don’t want to think about why U.S. media has been quiet-ish about that.

She was Anwar al-Awlaki’s daughter. My guess is that the U.S. media doesn’t want to really start that conversation, since she was probably seen as a valid, if collateral, target.

I question my grasp on reality — in all seriousness — at least once a fucking day anymore. :(

He needs to sell some good dirt on Tr*mp and GTFO. Like, of the country. He is totally fixing for a heart attack or some thing