I’d take Macy’s over Legos any day. I will missthe wooden escalator (if it’s even still there).

Jesus, I am so sorry.

I keep wondering when we’re going to set up the relocation funds. If the Repubs want to go all “states’ rights,” shouldn’t residents of bakward states be able to get refugee status?

As a teacher of intro college composition, I give this a D-, but only because it mentions black people, suggesting that the writer was at least vaguely — if not big league —- aware of the assigned topic.

So wait, she’s hydrophobic, too?

I’ve been wondering about a lawsuit, too. I’m thinking about how so many lady friends and I have had our sexual assault PTSD all stirred up, and now if we lose our health insurance, who’s going to pay for all the meds and therapy? For reals.

Can I apply for secretary interior? Or education? Or secretary of doing shit right? Idk maybe just secretary of living my life fuck everything.

Human shields. :(

Or maybe a special badge for the event?

I can’t stop thinking that there are probably some girls who don’t want to go whose moms will make them. :(

This isn’t about politics, it’s about basic human decency.

I was thinking that a poster would be nice, too. I feel like if I look at the grandmother unwaveringly, I might survive the next four years.

“...the moral of this for me is to follow whatever way the grieving person chooses and support that 100%, this is not the time for ‘fresh takes’ that they may not have thought of.”

My mom tried half-heartedly to swat me sometimes, but my little brother’s dad was kind of a monster. He once slapped LB across the face, open-handed, when the little guy was still in diapers. I was right there when it happened. I can’t remember what my brother “did,” but NOTHING he could have done would have warranted…

I had a student who was partly raised in one of those infamous Romanian orphanages. She’s a young adult now and of reasonable height (a little over 5 feet tall), but she struggles to keep weight on, and usually weighs about 80 pounds. :( Her story broke my heart. She’s done well in college and is a source of joy to…

He really downplayed the Azores photo, too, which was gorgeous.

And yes, I am new here and cannot make italics. ;)

Exactly. I mean, <i>this</i> guy (Daniel T. Parker in the recent-ish Oregon Shakespeare Fest. production of <i>Guys and Dolls</i>) is a big dude, but even in a three-piece (!) plaid (!!!) suit, he’s still at least a hundred times as dapper as the POSOTUS.

Tilda will play both brothers, of course. :-/

Exactly. Burning a cross in your back yard with friends is, you know, different.