This. So much this. I can’t comprehend that this dude did this project specifically to carry his kids around...

From the ad:

It’s a MKIV so you’re also dealing with the following issues:

As a childless man, I prefer cars where the floor hasn't been removed.

This. I don’t know if you mean uncooked even, but as someone who grew up working on a farm corn season was always my favorite, and boy was I surprised to find that raw corn right off the stock is arguably even more delicious then cooked. Granted, we used to get pretty high in the corn field, but I stand by the…

$60,000 should have included the price of a plane ticket to hand deliver the item in person to the buyer. 

“If you know the Dark Phoenix story, you’d want to really service the love story between Logan and Jean

Probably the popularity of 3rd-party processors like this Squareup. A lot of them are turn-key solutions that provide cute little tablet-based “registers” and an app and sometimes even the wireless infrastructure for the restaurant, while making sure of all regulatory compliance (such as encryption and security on any…

He’s afraid he’ll get a boner.

I mean technically a car could have been in an accident and still have “clean title”

His “accomplishments” are completely worthy of being dismissive about.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

I make a blogger’s salary

Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.

This is Savage: Acura is a company for people who have secured their place firmly in the lower middle management of life, and are content never budging from that position. It makes cars for people who have done okay in life, and that’s fine,

So a group of people thought they were entitled to just waltz into a judge’s office, without an appointment, with a bunch of recording equipment running, then got pissed when they were told they couldn’t do that?

I want to see the video where you put down ramps and back another Smart out of the trailer.

That is towing your own garage. Pretty cool.

I can’t comprehend why anyone would get the Q50 over this guy.

Red Sport 400 sounds like a name a 7 year old kid would make up.