And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

Authenticity isn’t just all the things you want to hear the way you want to hear them... We need to stop praising Bernie Sander’s authenticity if we are going to jump down the man’s throat whenever he shows authentic irritation or any other emotion that is widely percieved as “negative”. I don’t give a single,…

There are people, more than likely older guys who never got laid in high school, who enjoy making teenage girls cry, more so if attractive...

Every time I read one of these that ends with a sixteen year old waitperson crying over the shittyness of some monogrammed thermosastic asshat, I feel this deep need to commit violence.

I don’t know why I wait for Mondays when after reading these my mind is flooded with rage and memories of my food service past...

Ah service jobs (food/retail/anything). Where pretty much everyone has at least one story that ends with “and then I went and cried in the bathroom.”

Found a better one:

Waking up every morning.

As a random aside, last week on my way to work, I drove behind the police Crime Scene Unit van for a couple blocks, alas, not time enough to find a Who song on my iPod and blast it with the windows down...

fuck your pos printers

Okay I can clearly tell you aren’t the activist type and have a lot of privilege so you might not be aware that rich white men have to pay taxes. Can you believe that? I don’t know about you but that really puts things into perspective for me. I thought the sexism and homophobia I experience was bad. If poor Mr. Koch…

Big Business, Organized Labor, and the Tea Party are all sitting around a table. A plate of delicious warm cookies arrives. Big Business takes 11 of the cookies then turns to Tea Party and points to the remaining cookie and says "psst! Organized Labor is trying to take your cookie!"

Weeper of the House.

Where to start? Okay, first, they were not marched to the ovens. Those were for cremating the murdered Jews. Two, until someone is herding people onto trains, shaving their heads, stealing their clothing, taking their children and then gassing them en masse, it is not the Holocaust. It is not even close.

If anything, the Republican party is proving we should have more abortions.

Can we talk about the finding that the happiest women are in what they’re calling ‘de facto relationships” and the unhappiest in long marriages, yet the stereotype of women dragging men to the altar persists? Meanwhile the unhappiest men are in de facto relationships and the happiest are married! Clearly our cultural…

this is trolling but honestly it sounds great to me.

Okay, context. Here’s the badass boss in question. She was wearing this lovely fit-and-flare number of navy cotton with little white flowers on the skirt and a cute white cardigan. Navy slingback pumps with open toes and a bright pink pedicure. Hair curled, but left down in a very flattering, feminine way. She had…

Corn?