You can do both. I can’t believe I have to explain to people this concept.

Dude, no. There are people with legitimate concerns about the future of America, let alone their safety and security, and these concerns are directly related to having this successful con-man elected. And yes, he is a con-man; he cons people into thinking he’s a successful businessman, he cons people into thinking…

Absolutely.

Yeah, Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge are pretty much the main tourist attractions in the entirety of East Tennessee. It’s going to be pretty awful for a while out that way, but I’ve been witness to a lot of people,myself included, volunteering and donating as much as they possibly can to the Sevier County area (I live…

I struggle with exactly this with my dad that I haven’t talked to in over a year. Even when we were in contact, it was rare, and I didn’t reach out to him, and when I don’t remember that he fucked up, not me, I feel so guilty and berate myself for being a shitty daughter. I did everything I could to help my dad get…

I think the rhinestones also contributed, but yeah, that contouring is not flattering.

Yep, “states’ rights”. States’ rights to keep slavery legal, more like it. (I’m a fellow Bitter Southerner and boy, do they get mad when I point out this distinction.)

Coconut chips, cheese and nuts, sweet and salty pretzel bars, fruit gummies, buffalo blue cheese crackers, apples, chocolates.

Rail on about the glory that is the Great White North all you want, but what about the people who can’t afford to move to Canada? What about the people who want to stay in America because it’s their home? What about the people who believe that we can do better than this and will not give up trying to make progressive…

Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about my own public speaking ability.

I adopt this facet into my “he did it for attention and didn’t count on being in it for so long” theory. I theorize that he wanted to run for the initial attention he’d get but tossed out those racist gems in hopes people would get pissed off enough to eject him from the running, but surprisingly it does the exact…

Dude, me too, and I’ve been eating KitKats like this for years. If it has layers that I can pry off, you betcha I’m gonna dissect it while I eat it.

I can see why there would be a reason an organization that gets funding from the government would have a vested interest in endorsing a candidate that... will veto bills that are meant to defund them. Might not be totally fair, but, to be honest, we also count money as free speech and corporations as people by law…

I have a few bottles of different samples and the like, but I have three go-to favorites: Shiso by Roger and Gallet, Bath & Body Works’ Japanese Cherry Blossom, and a custom perfume I made on MeFragrance.com with these ingredients. I just love scents that are slightly old-lady-ish, I guess.

Hear, hear, that was kind of the whole reason I wanted the Barbie Corvette in the first place!

Yes! I’m not straight-married, but I’m engaged to a woman and I have had the longest stretch of sausage indigestion ever in my life. I’ve always been attracted to women a little more, but man, once I hit 20, I was boy crazy af. I’m 29 now and only occasionally will I see a nice manbutt and think “I wanna tap that”.…

Seconding Bad Santa, Elf, and Die Hard, and adding White Christmas (classic song-and-dance movie), Prancer (super sweet family fare), and the Disney short The Little Match Girl (from the “DON’T TOUCH ME I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE” genre). You might have to look on Vimeo for the last one but PLEASE COME CRY WITH ME.

The alternative is to give tax money to “Broad-Spectrum Health Clinics” — centers that are so great because they help women but they also help children and men

I only looked at the pictures because I saw the name Bret and just. no

This majestic little fucker who just killed a plushie is named Napoleon. He’s my cute little asshole.