Prime entertainment, man. I still laugh at Romney’s “single mothers beget terrorists” tailspin from his debate.

I want to watch him in debates talking economics, god what a good laugh that will be.

I imagine the GOP is trying to be Oprah about nominations like “YOU CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT! AND YOU CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT! AND YOU! AND YOU! YOU ALL CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT”

Serious question for you non-aces: Does no one just make-out and cuddle anymore? Does anyone still date the old-fashioned way—that is don’t have sex for a couple of years, until you really know someone?

Yeah, I have visajourney.com saved in a bookmark for sure! And getting any visa with the U.S. involved especially is bound to be difficult, but it’ll be worth it (she’s wanted to immigrate to the U.S. for a while now ahahaha). Good luck to you, too!

Aaaaaah, shit, thanks! I’m a big bundle of nervous energy now that it hit me that yes you’re gonna get married you dope. And the immigration paperwork is scary but not nearly as scary as the thought of an interview shkdgskg I might need to get drunk beforehand, oh man.

Late but I just need to get this out. My fiancee and I have been planning on marrying for a while or at least having her immigrate here to the US soon, and we both agree that the fiancee visa looks to be the best option for us both. I’m so overwhelmed by the immigration process that I’ll have to start on for my…

YES. It always seems to be that guy who can’t be bothered to wash his fucking dishes and yet wants a kid. I don’t understand that! It’s almost like they think having a kid is going to be effortless. (if they’re not in any way involved in any sort of childrearing at all, that would be true)

Yeah, I’ve had a bunch of issues in my life where I’ve had a similar reaction (“You’re too nice to me! What’s the catch? I don’t think I deserve this!”). But I promise you, if he is as patient as he seems, he’ll be so good for you. (Not at all saying that he should be the silver-bullet solution to your current issues,…

Well, I kind of see this as a good barometric for if he’s going to work out or not; if you do tell him, he might turn out to be a very patient guy and will work with you in response to your anxieties. If he’s willing to do that, he’s a fucking keeper. If he ain’t, to hell with him, hon.

Holy shit if I lived where you did, I’d do the same thing.

Man, and they say that women want babies all the fucking time. It feels like more men than women want babies (probably because they don’t personally have to go through the actual childbirth process? or childcare processes in most cases?). Any man that asks me why I don’t plan on kids, I want to ask them whether they’d…

RE: the trust thing and intimacy fears. Have you discussed this with guy number 1 at least? If he’s wanting an emotional commitment, it’s best to be up front about why that could be difficult for you right now. (And gurl I feel you on the “harder to trust men” front, it sucks but welp.)

Anyone else experience a clash between rejecting oppressive beauty standards and then, in the changing room, swearing never to eat pizza again? And then going home and eating left over pizza?

GOOD because the last one I woke up in a cold sweat and almost kicked my cat off the bed. Because I was running in my goddamned sleep.

Do having nightmares about forgetting to go take your Western Civ final (that you definitely did take a month ago) and failing the final spectacularly count? Because yeah. (Western Civ was great, but those exams were AWFUL.)

Ooh, strawberries and cream, I’m jealous. I’m currently at work in a hotel that’s primarily made for travelers and I have only 1 reservation tonight. ONE. And it’s for a hotel corporate VIP. Every other day has been stressfully busy with a bunch of families and kids running up and down hallways and parents getting…

Again, no problem! Even though I disagree with the whole situation (admittedly for my own personal reasons but also out of sheer concern), you’re an adult; I want to make sure you have something to equip yourself with, though, and I hope that you can suss out whether or not this is going to be a safe situation for you…

Yeah, lord knows I’m a little bit too intense to be prime material for casual sex. I’d have to have contracts and shit, but even then I wouldn’t ever go into it.
And yeah, I love sex, too, but I’m also very cool with not having it for long stretches of time—again, my banana is not your banana and that’s okay. And yes,…

23. Kicks your feet, propped up on coffee table, out of the way so he can walk around you.