1.) that’s my default expression pretty much these days, man (default expression 5ever around Duggars)

You’d think that uncomfortable kissing lessons hosted by Mom and Dad would have precipitated their end by now but HA HA nope (and I had always had a mild sense of “shit ain’t right” with them before these allegations)

He looks like a mixture of Travolta and Ray Liotta and it’s freaking me out, man

Same. I can’t keep trying to lick this screen, I’m at work, ffs.

Read anything and everything from Susan Howatch. My favorites by her are The Wheel of Fortune (which is like Gone With the Wind but way less secondhand embarrassing and also deals with some pretty cool philosohpical/psychological themes; there’s even a bonus hint of gothic horror involved in the second half) and the…

Did I say that there should be a study conducted to INCLUDE all genders and sexualities? Jesus christ, y’all ain’t got any reading comprehension. If there can be studies conducted on people who claim heterosexual, why couldn’t there be one for bisexuals, lesbians, or gay men? Get your head out of your ass and stop…

Did I ever say it was merited? Fuck’s sake, this is not about you. Go.

Probably a little from column A, little from column B. I know a lot of girls that, when they were much younger (think late teens and early twenties) who tried girls because of sheer curiosity and sexual experimentation. I dated girls AND boys because I knew inherently I was bisexual, so. It’s probably a lot more…

For real. Old white people with credit cards will choose to die on their hill over a mere penny’s difference. They usually are notoriously stubborn and persistent. I wouldn’t and never did fuck with them.

I woulda thought that the managers would have inspected her CCD slips during cash out, but like... yeah, how in hell did she not get caught sooner? (I bet, though, that the managers only looked at the computer print-out cash out instead of investigating the actual CCD slips, which is pretty dumb. Doesn’t excuse her…

Most of these studies that focus on romantic dating and the like ARE way heteronormative and it grinds my gears. Not all of us date only men, and I’m sure there’d be more interesting phenomena within the LGBT+ scene, to boot. (Or at the least it could de-mythologize the exoticism and/or stereotypes of the LGBT+…

Yeah me too

ugh can we not

if there is a red button out there that must be pressed in order to make this happen, I will personally smash it until it BREAKS

Word, and I don’t know why! It’s surprisingly catchy, I can’t put my finger on it but I have a feeling I’ll blare this in my car this summer

Oh man I feel the same way! There’s this excellent Italian restaurant owned by actual Italian diaspora that has been here for at least 40 years; they make everything homemade from scratch, including the best goddamned rosemary bread and herb butter I’ve ever tasted, and their food is relatively comparably priced (if…

With guest appearances from Ozzy Osbourne and David Lee Roth. WHY ISN’T THIS A THING OH MY GOD

I agree that the tipping system here in the U.S. is bullshit, and when I used to work in restaurants it had the same icky feeling of whoring my smile out for money. Like I had to be nice at all times, even in the face of the meanest rudest fucking customers of legend, or else it was my fault for not getting the tip.…

Right? The last time I went apartment hunting almost all the rentals I looked at had a dishwasher, even in my bottom-of-the-barrel price range in Knoxville, TN. Figures, though, that I rent the converted turn-of-the-century-hunting-lodge/cabin in the woods that has no dishwasher. (It was in my price range, it’s cute,…