Excellent as always.

And now Putin is doing the same!

Do you still receive an automatic 4.0 for the semester if your roommate gets arrested for a felony?

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

As a bills fan it would pain me to no end, but we should have taken the hit and made sure Trump bough us instead of the pegulas. The onfield product couldn't get worse, and the rest of the world is saved

Dan Snyder at his worst would be the ceiling for Trump at his best as an NFL owner. Remember, he killed an entire league in <3 years.

Honestly would that be worse if they somehow switched? With Trump as owner of the Chargers they would still be in San Diego. He would just stick his name on the stadium in tacky gold letters instead of Qualcomm and claim it was the best stadium despite all the evidence.  Meanwhile we’d have a milquetoast George H W…

I always think its the Clippers 

I never understood the logic:  Take a city that hasn’t cared about NFL football for about 20 years.  Put a team there, wait a year, then put another team there.  Why?  Maybe if the Chargers were there alone their fans would follow and make some new ones, but once the Rams were there, the Chargers were not getting any…

I know this will seem politically incorrect and I will face the wrath of the entire US population — which, Hi Population! — but as a matter of principle I have to say, Yuan Fang sounds like a dumb douchebag.

Yup. You know who feels exactly zero pity for Sanchez there? Every left-handed batter in baseball.

Yeah, no. The ump made the call here because Sanchez’s acting made him think it was a foul ball. This is absolutely how it is supposed to work. Sanchez is an idiot for thinking he’d get any calls the rest of that at bat after that bullshit.

in its own sloppy way, justice was served

That was a very scary shot that Chirinos took. And he’s already lost a season to concussion. How long before they figure out that catchers will get CTE as well?

A hundred percent that was a ball there.

Tough to beat an 11th inning walk-off, but I thought Correa’s throw to nail LeMahieu at home in the 6th was his most important, most clutch and most skillful play of the game.

Fun fact he demoted the former archbishop of St. Louis, Cardinal Burke. So it is true that he is not a fan of St. Louis Cardinals.

Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.

But not even the Pope can root for the St. Louis #Cardinals.