Stephen A. Smith telling people not to be childish is like having Donald Trump tell people that lying is wrong. 

You know, I’m beginning to think this Stephen A. Smith guy might not be that smart after all.

China: [fires Rockets]

In a shocking development, Adam Silver and the NBA are no more socially conscious or woke than Goodell and the NFL. It’s just that their pressure points come from mainland China rather than MAGA jorts territory.

The fact that Tsai, who is Taiwanese (who take WAY more shit from mainland China than Hong Kong ever has) is basically telling US fans to let the NBA appease the Chinese government (dressing it up as the Chinese people bullshit) tells you everything you need to know about the NBA’s business model. The NBA owners only…

“Rickey Henderson’s gonna miss playing for Tony La Russa.”

I know that the Braves are young and fun and St. Louis is Public Enemy #1 in the Deadspin style guide, but as a Giants fan who will thus almost certainly* be cheering for the winner of this series against the Bums in the next round, I would very much rather align myself with the humorless smug fartsniffing Cardinals…

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?

So, what you’re saying is that something in Gilroy stinks.

I would really love to live in a world where at the end of the season both of those teams are 0-15-1

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

You’re really hearing it more and more.

I defy anyone to find a word that better describes Trump’s speaking style than “honks.”

Have you tried lying more? That seems to help. Also, abandoning all shame and self-awareness and being willing to say whatever is needed at any time, no matter how heinous or stupid, seems to pay well. 

‘Boss’ for me is always from a Persian cabbie taking me to LaGuardia.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.