I kept waiting for a joke and it never came. I’m disappointed, but then again, its par for the course with Buffalo.

His name was Scott Norwood.....and he killed my mother

“First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo.”

“Kudos, Nathan, on a job...done.”

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.

Watching the Bills every year is like bearing witness to an isolated tribe living in the Aleutian island chain, where kids trek to school in snowshoes and their parents swill paint thinner while carving tally marks into a nearby wooden plank with a bowie knife to count down the days until it’s time to reconvene with…

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

People... pay... to watch James Dolan... perform music.

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

Also, my fantasy team name has been “Die Matt Millen” for a decade, so I probably have to change that now. Thanks Lions.

“Please just a dollar a day and this dog can get The NFL Ticket so he doesn’t have to watch the Lions play.”

During every Lions home broadcast, the pan shots of the Lions crowd should be set to that Sarah McLachlan song they play during the abused animal commercial.

Is Patricia really upset about the slouching or is there a subtext where he just found out the reporter asked out Olive Oyl?

You’re close; the Cubs winning the World Series is what opened a tear in the spacetime continuum

Matt Patricia looks like he has a closet full of shirts arranged by which type of food stains they have on them.

Paul Pasqualoni looks just like Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Applewhite but without the charisma. Matt Patricia looks like a composite of every single Barstool reader or a sloppy high school lacrosse coach (not mutually exclusive, I know).