But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Amir Garrett’s that friend you’re happy you have but you kind of wish wasn’t your friend.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

If you need drugs before the concert to “properly” enjoy the show, that’s a pretty good sign that the band in question sucks ass.  

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

Here’s Morgan’s wedding photographer:

Also, Morgan the time traveler:

Morgan:I got married on September 15th, 2019.

Wait until the Cowboys WYTS. Ezekiel Elliott looks like the grandfather of Frederick Douglass.

I expect Donald Trump to give a witty, urbane, well-informed speech at his next rally.

Well of course they had to move on from Blake Bortles. Sure, his numbers sucked but that’s what happens when you’re...26 years old? He was 26 last year? That’s what a lifetime in Florida will do to you. Maybe it’s not all senior citizens down there. Maybe it’s just a bunch of unemployed 40 year olds who drank some…

Meaningless word soup on walls: it’s not just for midwestern moms anymore.

Miami Coach: “Men, all you have to remember is T.N.T.! OK? T stands for Maximal Conditioning! N stands for Knowing the plan! And T stands for Ball security! Easy!”

good.

Tsing Tsing ??

+1 My favorite.

I don’t know, that seems like solid advice.

As an Eagles fan, the absolute best Eagles games are when the Eagles play like pure garbage against an inferior opponent for the first 3 quarters of a game. And then pull it all together in the 4th quarter to win. You get all of the joy of booing and cursing for 3 hours. And then for the final half hour you get to see…

Your Quarterbacks

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