What bothered me so much after the tragedy was the criticism of my wife. I heard comments like, “How can she be a responsible grandmother when she can’t even raise her own kids?” Of course, this narrative took off on the talk shows. It was nasty; it went above and beyond. I promised her that I’d never do another talk…

It is incredible that the USA can produce a team capable of dominating a sport on a global stage, beating up on evil socialist European countries, and uniting a decent cross section of America behind them and the fucking president still picks a fight with them.

Let’s be real. This is some guy’s “My Favorite People/Americans” Photoshop pet project that he’s been working on for years, since he was in high school, updating it with his latest favorite TV shows, franchises, and celebrities. And then when he was assigned with the task of coming up with a graphic for the USWNT team,…

“I hear many people were chanting ‘Love Trump, Love Trump’ all over the bars in Paris. The French love me, even said they wanted me to win in 2020.” - Donald Trump

...you think he plans things?

This is a trick photo! All of those are the same woman, plus Glenn Beck, and ... what’s his name over there... Ann Coulter!

Oooh. The Dead Letters on this one are going to be AMAZING. 

It’s hilarious that they expected any different. I imagine that the kind of Americans they’re going to find in a bar in France cheering for the US Women’s National Team could not possibly be further from the kind of people who subscribe to the Fox News worldview.

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

He looks like a Canadian actor playing Trump in a Lifetime TV movie. 

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

This is just the beginning. When the master plan is complete, all news will be disseminated by reporters that vaguely resemble Trump himself.

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

Holy shit you are a real doctor?!  

Funny how he talked about Obama using teleprompters as something very bad and low IQ type need.  Yet it he uses them all the time, just like those before him.  

This is why some design-savvy rednecks took out all the color and added a blue line and provided us with a new symbol for modern racism! 

I’m going to beg to differ...

Ahem. Now you can die in peace: Columbia won the CollegeInsider.com Championship in 2016.