James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

He meant that it is the center of the universe for opposing teams to play great basketball.

“Look, New York is the Mecca of basketball.”

Oh God now he’s going to be appointed Acting Secretary of Sports...

Since there’s nothing left to add to this ghostwritten feel-good, out-of-touch Davos internationalism:

One of my seminar professors in undergrad scored a “class meeting” with Kissinger at 7:30am on a Friday. So we all had to wake up at 3am just so we can get on the coach bus at 4am to get into New York in time for the…

You do know he is a veteran catcher, and you have heard of satire, right?

Christian Walker should stick to narrating those “Footprints in the Sand” posters

Nah.

If by “copy” you mean “something written with words,” then there’s a better chance of me levitating to work tomorrow than Donald ever reading it, unless he’s fooled into thinking it’s a tweet about how great he is -- and even then he’ll give up after 10 words when he doesn’t see his name.

You had me at “Moron President”

Well before Donald Trump farted out some tweets in her general direction this morning

I never even remotely saw it as an F until you just said that, and even looking at it with that in mind I only get it from the grey outline.

It’s incomprehensible gibberish yet this guy got elected on “he just tells it like it is!” I don’t know how these people put their pants on in the morning.

“Kumar Rocker” is at least a 60-grade name on it’s own. Maybe 65.But he gets bumped up to 70 because it is so much better than “John.”

Yeah and how fucking pissed is he that it’s a black guy.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Poor Eric. He’s not used to such direct action. Usually people just spit in his food\drinks.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this: