Would the Mecca of the world...not be Mecca?

They *appeared* to be some sort of historical fiction, as in doughy-ass, titty-baby Rush inserting himself as a character or intellectual voice of reason during the Revolutionary War.

This chud is the type of chud that puts “Period” in a twitter rant and then keeps going.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

What the fuck do they make shelves from in Montana

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

What the hell ever happened to Bear Friday? Much like our ursine friend in Montana, Ley has been sleeping on all the good bear news out there!

Yeah, OK fine, when little miss Goldilocks breaks in to a house, breaks stuff and takes a nap, she gets all famous from the bedtime story, but when the shoe is on the other foot and a bear does the same damn thing, IT’S A BIG FUCKIN’ DEAL!

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Someone needs to tell all the white people that haven’t already figured it out yet, that the more you feel you need to exaggerate your lack of racism the more racist you probably are. Saying things like “I’m the least racist person you know” or “I don’t have a racist bone in my body” just displays your lack of self…

Yes, and Oswald was really aiming for John Connally...

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

“Well, we went through the whole case of Evian, and Mr. Potter’s house is still ablaze. You don’t suppose we should try putting it out with tap water?”

But that’s only because Williams & Sonoma stopped producing the ornamental fire buckets that they had traditionally used.

So in order to civilian-enforce an ordinance intended to lower the chance of making a mess, the old guy knocked a tray of ice cream samples out of your hands? And thus proved his own point? BY GOD, THE SYSTEM WORKS!

I clicked this because I thought it was an article shitting on caramel.

Oh, damn. I misread that title, but if this town has such strong feelings about ice cream they’d probably be real asshats about caramel too.