A shitfaced Bobby Hull stole a handful of goldfish crackers from a snack bag sitting on the lap of my 2 year old goddaughter, at the Chicago St Patrick’s Day parade a few years back. It would appear that ungodly hockey talent isn’t the only thing Brett picked up from his dad. Happy Fathers day

The moon is part of Mars

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.

[strains neck due to size of head]

I’d like to point out that during Obama’s 8 years in office no foreign team won the NBA title. There’s your asterisk: Trump outsourced the NBA championship.

Durant was hurt before the Finals started, I find it hard to believe you only watched the first quarter of game 5. Regardless I think it's dumb to pretend certain seasons don't count, shit happens

Can I piggyback on this and say I hate it when people do this about the Rockets’ championships in the 90s? “They only won because MJ was off playing baseball.” My reminder that MJ was back for the second half of the 94/95 season (averaging 31.5 ppg in the playoffs) makes no difference. Ugh, makes me wanna punch people.

This takes me back to 2004, when the Pistons knocked off the “unbeatable” Lakers in 5. They won with a combination of insanely good offensive teamwork, as well as an absolutely stifling defense.

It bothers me that Mark Jackson isn’t the third biggest sociopath on that famous basketball card of his.

Except that those two things are completely unrelated, and me getting an abortion does not put immunocompromised people in danger.

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

In their 52nd season, the Blues—the last of the Second Six teams to finally win a Cup

Let’s give this guy the benefit of doubt: Boston fans have the most experience with asterisk championships.

“We.”

Wow, a butthurt Boston sports fan, now I’ve seen everything

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

When he was on SNL not too long ago, neither I nor my husband had ever really been acquainted with his style previously. During both appearances, he just kept on bringing out more and more guest stars, and we were both just baffled. So, this guy is just a hype man for other people, but somehow gets his own SNL…

DJ Khaled is a joke. All he does is sample a hit song, then barely remixes it and has an top artist sing over the beat while he yells “we da best.” I’m glad Tyler the Creator, a guy who wrote and produced his entire album on his own, and didn’t have a major label backing him with a huge PR push, beat this no talent…