Anybody still confused over Kyler Murray’s choice need look no further than Pete Alonso who I’m told is a fucking rookie but has to be no younger than 35 years old based on how he looks.

“The NFL is the biggest offender.”

<pedantry/> Melanin. Melatonin is that stuff that helps you sleep. But your point remains a good one. (Side note: why the hell is JD Martinez going? Is is just because he’s really into guns?)

So... you’re somehow offended that the President of the United States agrees with you?
Wasn’t this the exact point you made yesterday?

How does it feel to be on the same side of an argument as Donald Trump

I’m going to guess that the reason there was no Barr cold open (or any political satire at all outside of a few Update jokes) was a sop to Sandler’s fan base. I’m betting his mainly white, suburban frat bro fans skew more Republican than the average SNL viewer. The show was going to get a ratings bump this week, so…

Are we done with letter grades now? I know you got a lot of stick for all the B- grades...if so I don’t blame you... (never mind - I see that you added a B- later on)

What, you actually know how horse racing works? Get out of here with that relevant knowledge and bring me the hot taeks about how replay sucks and is bad.

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

The Simpsons won’t allow you to acknowledge that reference exists anymore.

Everyone who ever intercepted a pass from Peterman.

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

Linz was all about shitting on trump until one day of “golfing” and “lunch”. Must have been one heck of a game.

Nobody can call up the New York Yankees and ask them for Mickey Mantle’s phone number! Or Mickey Mantle’s number, because he’s Mickey Mantle! Okay?

is Tony suggesting that Washington... take back the item that they gave?

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

This is what I come to Deadspin for.

Those cafes are weird as fuck. Can I just go in there and sit down, fire up the laptop and work without someone coming over to me and asking if I want to start a 401K or something? Do I HAVE to do some banking there? What the fuck do they want from me?
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I’ve long been of the firm belief that any sport with a salary cap should also have a gross-up mechanism negotiated into the CBA to level the after-tax salary cap (agnostic on whether it should also include indexing to local cost of living).

It’s bad enough that, say, the Raptors effectively have a lower salary cap to…