See, this is what he’s talking about. Total lack of civil discourse. How dare you use facts.

“I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton. I’ve led a charmed life with the quarterbacks on the teams I’ve worked for. I know what good ones look like.

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro

The energy folks like Steve Smith put into this while Tyreek Hill is mostly noted and moved on from quickly is...interesting?

Trump is trash, Netanyahu is trash, and that cartoon is trash. I can bash and curse both all day without using imagery like that. 

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

Billy my man.....you’re approaching levels of insufferable that only Phil Mushnick has reached. 

Oh fuck off. Watching Vela in the form he is in now doesn't require any qualifiers. Enjoy soccer.

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

TIMMMMMMMMMM!  

Best line I saw: Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli in a movie about Peyton’s life.

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

It’s honestly hard to believe we live in a world where Mike McCarthy’s is only the second most talked-about massage of the NFL off-season. Under normal circumstances (aor, um, 5 years ago I guess?) that’s Deadspin HOF material.

/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

I guarantee you Curacao is a hell of a lot nicer and safer than Alabama.

As a Mets fan I can’t wait until Bryce Harper starts dragging the whole team down with his “me first” attitude and you guys start throwing D cells at him. 

He only has one career homer. It’s called the “No Homers” club. He’s allowed to have one homer.