He’s the least racist person you’ve ever met.

Jimmy has been very hard on the administration and congressional R’s ever since his son’s health scare.

I’m 44 and the first thing that pops into my head when I hear Fonda’s name is her exercise video from 1982.

I think Schilling has found his new SiriusXM co-host.

Never thought Ted would not be the ugliest person in any photo, but there you have it.

Still kind of a weird quote, no? What adult still talks about how much they weighed at birth?

Simmons credits Lombardi for predicting Jimmy Garoppolo would be good. Apparently he ignores the fact that Lombardi said exactly the same thing about Brian Hoyer a few years ago.

Kind of surprising. The Austin Rivers at my job has no such clue.

6'3" 239 are almost exactly my height & weight. I won’t claim to be Mr. America, but on my worst day I’m not within 40 pounds of this guy.

He beat Randy Johnson in his MLB debut, on his 20th birthday.

I’ve been to Winnipeg. It actually seemed pretty nice other than the subzero temperatures (Fahrenheit) in early November. And the hotel WiFi worked great IIRC.

Peyton probably has a good 20-point lead on Brady in the IQ column.

This will leave ESPN dangerously thin in the NFL analyst department, maybe down to 500 or so?

Ladies and Gentlemen: 45's next federal court nominee.

Bret Boone’s 2001 season does not seem suspicious to me in any way

Why did you guys advertise a 7:00 show when you weren’t planning on starting until 8? Pretty inconsiderate to those of us waiting to get in.

The worst brawl at an Alabama mall since Roy Moore showed up for the premiere of the Little Mermaid.

Disclaimer: I’ve never actually read anything by Andy Benoit. But the “all-22" writers seem to be sort of the Mark Halperin of sports:

Alabama is only the best state to pronounce if Keith Jackson is the person doing the pronouncing.

I get how someone might know close to nothing about baseball. But how is it possible for a multimillionaire businessperson to not know that there are TV channels dedicated to sports?