You seem like a remarkably stupid person.

14th overall in sales for ‘23. Now, if you use market cap, they are the largest by A LOT, which is just insane since they are 2x the market cap of Toyota who sells about 5x the cars a year. 

Not even top 10 last year.

What polling firm did the NYT hire to help them with this? No, Shit, & Sherlock?

Flash! This just in!

The great thing is today you can avoid Tesla and very easily get a superior product.

“...Tesla is still one of the largest automakers in the world...”

This is how we know Skynet will never take over. It will, at some point, have to account for human responses to things being stupid. It will have to try and learn to model and predict stupid behavior. And it will succumb to its own cognitive dissonance.

In the Dear Prudence letter, she said it was a hedge trimmer that the neighbors had borrowed and their daughter was returning to them. It could be shears, it could be one of those electric ones.

Have a star. Can’t wait for the youtube/tik tok/instagram etc.... videos from inside the car.

He heard that he could flip his Cybertruck for a profit...

yeah credit where credit is due the exterior carries the design language from front to back... some kits do something for the front and phone it in for the back.

Everyone’s taking the wrong approach with their responses.

If I’m not mistaken, when Dan Edmunds did his backyard ramp test, he found the CT actually lifts its opposite front wheel before the same side back wheel, so hitting at an odd angle is enough to do some weirder-than-normal stuff.

“In another recent incident where one owner held the brakes to the floor as his truck shot up a hill and into his neighbor’s home.”

That is rather negated when you jack the whole thing a foot in the air. A CyberTruck may be harder to flip than an F-OneFiddy, but that doesn’t mean it’s THAT hard to flip one doing something stupid at speed.

Paint it purple and dye your hair green and write “DAMAGED” in Sharpie on your forehead.

It’s horrible, but in a good way.

I mean, I hate it, but it kind of works in a horrible over the top way, in that it’s fully committed to being all gaudy and bad.

“after dumping 50k into my 750k suv I can finally beat a 65k suv in  drag race” isnt exactly a great bragging position