I say give the asteroid a chance, we haven’t even heard about its economic policy yet.

A $110,000 Wrangler?

It’s rare that such open hubris results in exactly the type of ending you expect. It should happen more often. Feel bad for the kid though.

I suspect it happened before they even knew they were in serious trouble. Composites don’t typically give much warning before they fail.

It’s merciful that they died instantly, but I wonder how long they were in there and thought/knew they were doomed? That would be horrible.

“This is what happens when you have someone with too much money and not enough sense in charge of things that ignores the rules.”

Spooky. There’s an initial sound of the implosion and then a couple steady beats from echos from the implosion. These beats almost sound like heartbeats.

Oh, please do tell us how USAID is propping up Jalopnik, for fuck’s sake.

No, and the entire ordeal likely led to her losing re-election last year.

As fucked up as it is, there are laws that do exempt state legislators from being cited for speeding during legislative sessions.

Sensitive Reader Butthurt After Reading Article About Politician Requesting Special Treatment for Parking Ticket on Car Site.

Did old Wadsack (what a terrible name) get out of her 71 in a 35 ticket?

LOL he believes he is above the law. Who the fuck does he think he is, the current president of the United States?

Fuck the GOP. Fuck trump. Fuck his supporters.

“A Democratic former Senator, Bob Menendez, was just sentenced for more real corruption. This is little league stuff, and only made it on this site due to the party affiliation.”

Oh, please do tell us how USAID is propping up Jalopnik, for fuck’s sake.

Well there is a VERY big fucking difference between what happened with Bob Menendez and literally every single Republican, including their current president. See- we had no problem with Menendez getting caught. We have no problem if he gets prosecuted, sentenced and sent to federal prison.

But Republicans? ALL of…

Oh god, no need to read past the first sentence. Can you point on the doll where the DEI hurt you?

“Democrats punish the corrupt, Republicans just consider themselves exempt from the laws”