At this point his fervent base just hates women and women in power. Look at the 100K plus likes on that tweet. Fuck them.

*starts throwing confetti*

It’s a party and our new friends can come too!

I am a beer girl and Tres Leches is my favourite cake ^_^

*sobbing a thank you*

I do not have shame either, or sex.

I have more spoons to share!

“...it’s her god-given right to fuck her husband as loudly as she wants in anyone’s house she pleases!!!!”

Mind if I join you? I’ll bring my own spoon :(

For real, just put your fan and/or AC on full blast. It’ll cool down the room and muffle the noise.

I also BYOS, and a few extras, in case others show up.

There there, it’s ok, I’m in the same club! The cobwebs just marked 12 years evading a broom a few weeks ago.

Yeah, in the article, they say they didn’t realize they were so loud, but they did have their window open. So now they just close the window.

I’ll bring the booze. What’s your pleasure? I’m a bourbon girl myself. Or if no drinks, I make a mean Tres Leches cake.

I think the easy rule is - if you can sense them(whether through sight, sound, etc), they can sense you too.

Make that three spoons...

Can you ever hear your neighbors doing things like watching TV, having sex, etc? Thats your baseline.

*leaves the corner, reaches for ice cream and two spoons*

We can cry together.

The second one.