Sometimes jokes write themselves.

I can’t tell you humans how many times I’ve been tempted to eat your skulls. That coconut oil everyone’s putting in their hair smells delicious. Fuckin quit it.

My first thought: don’t sleep with your pic-a-nic basket!

Colorado Parks and Wildlife spokeswoman Jennifer Churchill said that traps have been set and if a black bear is found in one it will be euthanized and DNA tested to see if it was the same one that attacked Dylan.

Low energy bear, probably ate too many corporate pic-a-nic baskets, now trying to eat real Americans. Sad!

They are generally not aggressive unless surprised or looking for food.

Any time some racist dickhole tries to pull some “but black people commit all the crime, also, look at all the genocide in Africa” bullshit, I point them straight to Bosnia/Serbia/Chechnya. Not a black person in sight in those places, and they LOVE them some genocide.

I used to fight with boys from Bosnia and Serbia when I lived in Holland. I don’t know why they think they’re better than black people when their countries are the dumpster fires of Europe.

Yeah, but when I saw that 6 of the eight arrested were Serbian, it made much more sense.

Greece is no more a horribly racist place than the US of A. I would even venture to say that it is a much gentler place for PoC than here. Last year the Greeks’ nomination for a Nobel peace prize was earned by their compassion towards the massive wave of refugees coming on their shores. Stereotyping and generalizing…

I actually yelled Yassssss at the computer terminal and people in the library gave me disapproving looks.

Dolores Rogers says she is here to protest Robert E. Lee’s statue because he killed more American soldiers than Osama bin Laden

That old white guy holding the ‘If the KKK is here who’s running the White House?’ sign made my day.

We don’t have Lotto in Nevada because the state would rather have slot machines in every gas station and grocery store. It’s not at all surprising that our Bundy ranch legislators would want to grant a monopoly on a new industry to an entrenched interest.   

If anyone needs another reason to skip Vegas again this year-

No comment on the massive Doritos shortage that occurred three hours later?

Even if she had been at fault, I really don’t think killer is appropriate. It is awful when people die in accidents but mistakes happen and I think even before this evidence, the cops weren’t going to charge her and no reasonable person would think her a killer. I can’t imagine what it must be like to have someone die…

But they didn’t enter it lawfully. In most states, after a light changes green, the intersection has to be clear of traffic before it can be legally entered.

So why was there a rush to say she was at fault?