It does?

Now that is damn funny!

Vaguely neutral!? More like GAYLY neutral, amirite?

I don’t get what’s wrong about this...

what the hell are you babbling about now? Why the hell are you eating PIZZA with SHRIMP on it? Your making me feel like I'm taking crazy pills...

wow you're actually being serious I thought you were kidding. Ugh you're exactly who we (us non-Dbags) hate.

you're kidding right? Because that's absurd. I hate Lebron as much as the next guy but of course his ancient looking ass is in the discussion for MVP.

wow Pedroia I was actually thinking just that...and I think I'm in the greys. It's like you're inside my head!

geez if I was gonna jump a guy I'd pick a muc easier mark than some Goliath football player.

no free bday desert is completely reasonable...a specific sentence devoted to it on the desert menu is re-damn-diculous

that really is incredible in how odd it seems...head pat into a cheek caress with "nice happy face" compliment(?) !!

There's this brand spanking new invention for just such an issue called a fork...many restaurants leave the tails on the shrimp for, say, Shrimp and Grits because it looks much more presentable. The customer is expected to cut off the tails, not "dig through hot meals with their fingers" you dummy.

you're a L L L LOSER! What's wrong with being the TMZ of sports? In fact I think that's precisely what deadspin is and wants to be. G D why would you read the site, much less take the time to comment if you hate so much?

yes dipshit it's a real question and I never mentioned giving away food; I'm talking about sodas and coffees, very inexpensive cost-wise. It's done in a situation where the guest has spent a lot of money boozing or is an extremely nice patron.

your comment reminded me of something similar ive actually wanted to ask fellow professional servers/bartenders thoughts on not charging customers for certain soft drinks, teas, coffees, etc... I used to quite often give people drinking alcohol free coffee at the end of their meals or not charge for a coke if they had…

yea I still don't get it...is an over like a walk? 6 balls? Or is an over an at-bat with 6 pitches?

I use to wholeheartedly agree with you, in fact I thought guests prefer their server acting professional and astute...as I've done this longer and longer I've found that smiles do help. I smile at my guests way more now then I did 5 years ago.

yea no shit...I can understand the lapse in defense and letting your man free for a moment but Cousins doesn't even flinch, doesn't even try to save face and recover. He completely is cool with just turning around and running away up-court. What the F?

yea those damn backwards republicans...always wanting to limit government and protect personal freedoms. God I hate liberty!

ha are you serious that's a hilarious story and quite the way to meet someone like him...that's awesome cause you got to see him in a small setting just being himself and singing. Would he play guitar sometimes. Oh wait you don't really remember! That blows. Yours is also tragic cause he died so young and therefore…