G f'ing D so you think the tip is only subtracted from for something negative, never added too for a service bright spot!? What a crock of shit!

I'm totally confused by this article...is it sarcastic? Is it in some way referring to the doping I heard about earlier? What the F is going n here, I feel like m taking crazy pills!

I'm sure you didn't "make it rain." You know who you are? Your the person who goes to a restaurant and tells the server that you're a great tipper and it'll be extra worthwhile to take good care of you. Your idea of going CRAY is ordering an appetizer and a second glass of wine...when its all said and done your great…

I am mad, I hate you without even knowing you, and your writing style wit it's "lols" and I'll-timed use of all caps gave me a migraine. Ugh, you're the worst, not Jezebel, YOU!

honestly I thought it was a little forced...is Thermosery being turned into a verb here?

I've always wondered about the lovely women who date these type of guys...before the story I always assumed their mate was just oblivious to their rudeness but it seems like many women realize the stupidity of their dates and are genuinely embarrassed...and if that's true, then how do these duecshbags get the next…

If I may say so you don't look like a John...I like the imaginary tail-wagging part of your story. What area of the country do you work in? You're completely right; fucking with tips or making jokes centered around gratuity is more than just awkward...it's downright rude, disrespectful, and completely classless.

longtime professional server here and I've never heard of this nor do I totally understand...so are we talking a table where one of the patrons guesstimates the later tip and places that on the table in $1's from the get-go; peeling them off individually for any infraction the guest feels is a negative? Does the tip…

is it just me who is hearing a dudes voice say "pike..." in an effeminate way? I'm not saying ALL Pikies are gay assholes, just most.

oh grow the F up dingleberry...don't blame your "click" on anything/anyone other than yourself.

you for real? He's just keeping the bear in check. Pretty sure they're tough enough beasts to handle a little bitch slap.

I'm confused...how did this take place over nearly 3 weeks? Was she kidnapped and held somewhere?

if there's ever been a more intelligent QB, I've never seen it. Smartest player on the field, period. If ever a player knew they were losing enough talent thru age or injury that it wasn't conducive to victory it'd be Peyton Manning. My point is he may be wise enough to retire before too much downslide a la Barry…

really Lebron? You're past those days where you have to ask? As in, listen to the COACH... What an ugly shit he is...basketball is a team sport you douchebag. God I hope he never sniffs another championship again.

should face jail time!? You are not serious i hope...if so that is one of the most asinine opinions I've ever heard.

is that tue? Did she call it her"passion project" and 10 years of work?

wellll that's, like, most every actors experience?!

not true for me I'm dead in the center of the meter on him. Some things of his I've seen are funny and some dumb...either way I've never sought out his material

totally natural...the pieces have obviously helped but so has his coaching and straight up time he's been in the league

what no Skins? The punter...