I think you meant to say slip on the wrist “isn’t even a GIRTHABLE Didion.” Something that is girthable carries significant weight, you see. A Didion is an expression or saying used by the upper classes. Maybe the problem is that you are poor?

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my…

This is so far-fetched I’m guessing we’re being trolled.

Sausage Egg McMuffins. I’d have a drive-thru built into my hallway closet, so I could just open the door and be handed a white bag with 2 sandwiches every morning as I made my way from bedroom to kitchen.

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

Hassan Blindside

OMG YOU ARE SO RIGHT THIS IS IT.

NOTHING. There is nothing to say.

I didn't even think Lebron was in the talks really.

Dozens of grayed commenters staring intently at that gif, just trying to find a double dribble.

That's a breaking-up offense. Seriously, he won't even try it? Fuck that noise. Always try something before you deride it.

I myself am not racist, well not overtly racist...I feel everyone whether they will admit it or not is racist to a degree. A degree they themselves may not even be aware of. A part of me finds this appalling but a part of me is laughing as well. In this day and age of politically correct bullshit I have to respect a…

I have had the odd person completely flip out on me for trying to save them money with some creative menu rearrangement or explaining that ordering two smalls or a large half and half will save them fifteen dollars. Most people are very nice whether they want to switch their order or not (and if you don't it's…

My husband had an uncle who lived in Tucson and was a total asshat in restaurants (and every other business too). He would come in the door, barking orders for this and that, refuse to pay tax and refuse to tip. If he was with someone else, they would be mortified and try to pay the tax and tip while asshat would…

Women are prob dreaded (by the one sole stripper or whoever she is who contributed her perspective to this article) for not tipping.... because women generally don't have as much money as men, remember, Feminist Blog?

You're giving cunty feminists a bad name.

You think it's cause you're a lesbian? Like, you're a queer person you shouldn't like, assume that when someone is making fun of you it's automatically like, for that reason. Like are you projecting? Like if you're a strong person you aren't so defensive?

Please keep talking, this is going great for you

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

Obviously what one does and doesn't like is an individual preference but I think that listening to a live radio show via podcast contributes to your disinterest in certain personalities like Kornheiser. Part of the allure of his show for me is switching from Grant and Danny on 106.7 during commercial or a slow segment…