You can argue he’s a better hitter than rose was, but he is not the “Hit King” until he has the most hits in MLB history

I would have guessed “Child Support Payments” would be #1.

Haha, everyone knows the best sports city is Des Moines

“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!”

+1 reason nobody watches the WNBA.

Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

Exhibition match.

As my dad said about the 2001 series: if we root for the Yankees, the terrorists will have won.

He was later devoured by Bartolo Colon.

Dear IOC,

But how would they get their bribes then?

Colin Cowherd, a rat wearing a human suit

Passaic River or GTFO

Very disappointing. As someone who has spent the last three months endlessly cutting softball games, one of the more positive things about it is how the girls keep themselves loose (probably could phrase that better) in the dugout. The Cardinals would have a heart attack if they saw a dugout of softball players…

So is that why Chyna od’d recently? Poor Joanie:(

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

This is exactly what a time traveler wants you to think...

Dammit, Batting Helmet! Stick. the. landing!

I always thought the photo was hype and bullsh*t. Back then there had to be an “expansion team” in the finals but it was a forgone conclusion (back then) that the “original six” team that got by another “original six” team in the semi final game was for all intents and purposes the cup winner. This photo of Bobby Orr…

Don’t most people stop playing Candyland, Chutes & Ladders, and other 100% luck games once they get old enough to handle games that involve decisions? “Equalizing randomness” implies that it’s there to offset a small gap in skill to keep things interesting- those two games are completely random, with Candyland having…