“I won’t answer any questions about any off the field issues.”

Agreed. This just seems like such a weird hill to die on, even if it’s really more intended as a (very) ham-fisted way to talk about Bochy’s managerial greatness.

Still needs to work on being a better teammate. I noticed he shook a coach’s hand and pointed at God before dishing out a single high-five to a fellow Bison. He’ll have it ironed out by the day after the Super 2 deadline, I’m sure.

Only one more thing more boring than watching golf on TV, that is listening to it on the radio

You’re so right. The existence of municipal courses disproves everything else terrible and moneyed about golf.

Every metric, from media coverage and advertisers, to income levels of participants and supporters, down to even the background of who becomes pro players supports your point, but they’ll tell you you’re wrong because of the existence of municipal and public courses. Using that logic swimming is a poor people’s sport…

I’m not one to excuse bad arguments, but there is no defense for the strike call or anything that followed from Kulpa.

I got a royal flush in blackjack once. I was pretty excited until the dealer told me I busted, like, 3 cards ago.

If it actually happened, pour one out for the poor sap who would have to explain the process to Trump.

These are people who think you need voter ID to buy cereal.

Dear Deadspin Commentariat,

I still would have personally preferred Danny DeVito as the voice of Detective Picachu.

I find it very hard to believe that after being told by fans that a copy of the Bethesda announcement would have been more than enough they just happened to have had that exact thing planned and conveniently “pulled” it shortly before. 

I mean, doesn’t everything?

Isaac sucks. Petey 4ever. 

Sure. We ban fans all the time who break rules from doing so. You have the coach sit back in the arena and you have him/her come out when the match is over to celebrate if they want to be there. Grand slams are multi million dollar endeavors I think having the rule set up with no ambiguity and no controversy like this…

How do you know you country is fucked? When you can’t tell if you are listening to Men’s Rights Activist or a current nominee to the Supreme Court. 

Thankfully, no one gives a fuck what you think. 

Him, I could see doing it.  Probably thirty-five minutes ago.

Heh heh heh... Tarp.