“So far it hasn’t affect the Patriots’ on-field performance; the team’s 3-0 and looks formidable without Brown anyway.”

Do you complain about this when players get 3000 hits, 300 wins and 500 home runs when they had playoff appearances?

Joe West can go eat paste and leave us alone forever

I like my friends so i wouldn't subject them to playing golf

THEN WHY WATCH SPORTS IF THERE IS NO DRAMA OR ACTION? To cure insomnia?

If I play and still hate it what will you give me for my money and time wasted?

I could go and do more interesting things drunk too. Like go ride go carts drunk without the needless boredom.

Never played hockey still like watching it. You know why? Cause its not fucking boring as watching grass dry.

That’s nice but I’m talking about it as a spectator thing.

That’s nice still doesn’t change the fact its boring as fuck to watch. Stuff happens in tennis, football, hockey and basketball.Golf is rich asshole smacks a ball and we wait 20 minutes to follow up on that. 

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

I mean great players will get signed. It took a while but Harper and Machado did get payed. If the Trout’s and deGrom’s want to stick around and get payed its their prerogative.

The worst is when the picture is not adjusted to account for the score ticker. I remember one NCAA game this past week where they went to look if a foot was on the 3 point line and its blocked by the ticker.

A blow job on the toilet is a blumpkin. FYI.

80s kids will need to put on reading glasses to see this thing

“Trust me I looked into the prices”

I remember hearing from my lesbian friends how frustrating it is to be at a bar, talking have someone come up try to hit on them and after saying they are dating each other the person try to instigate a three way.

As a fan of a team who has never won one... no it never is

My brother and his fiance are planning a Monday wedding and we have to travel. Not the day after the Super Bowl mind you but still.

After today we will always know where Mean Gene is, by God.