“Her first pitch, thrown from the rubber,”

I was at the neighborhood pool this past weekend, and there were 2 grown men visibly pouting because they had to miss tiger playing to be at the pool with their kids. Yes, golf sucks; hardcore golf fans are even more unbearable.

D’ya know what you get when you cross the speed of hockey, the grace of basketball, the brutality of football, the strategy of baseball and the raw athleticism of soccer?

Golf sucks

That seems a bit racist.

I think Asuka is still staring at Ellsworth.

No, you’re wrong. Golf is dumb and everyone hates it. No need for good or bad.

+1 closed pyloric valve

Oh, Fortuna!

“Oh god! We’re trapped in an elevator with the devil, like in that movie, Devil!”

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

You really think a player who intentionally spits on other players should get to do it *three* times before getting suspended?

Josh Rosen is making it his quest to get Arizona a 9-151 record over the next decade.

NOW SOMEONE TOUCH HIS HEAD!

That ... still sounds more interesting than Francesa.

Everybody knows Goon is better.

You blog LIKE A GIRL!!!

It’s good to see the Kings recognize our right to assemble, even if it’s 250 years late.