Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

The next headline related to this show should be "ESPN's First Take Cancelled"

Kids... they ruin it for everybody!

SHE killed JFK.

I don't know who is more stupid, the MLB tweeting that out or the people responded thinking they were comparing him to Willie Mays, not the fictional character.

There's a college world series?

To be fair, he hangs up on everyone.

Can we just stop and be impressed with that bro who glided in to help her up?! He's been training for years for this moment.

You're really going to blame a ref you crybaby? The Kings were clear superior to the Rnagers.

Cue the Rangers supporters bitching about the refs in 3...2...

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

Guy makes $300 profit for 3 minutes work; complains anyway.

Guy Knowingly Buys Mispriced Tickets and Loses Them; Complains Anyway.

I don't agree with the premise that Jeter has illegitimate children. I feel like he's such a classy guy that he would pay for the abortion.

And how many of those commissioners are GOP? Fiscal conservatism goes out the window when ensuring corporate welfare is at stake.

Even though they didn't win the Cup that year this call was great. Emrick is the best

Um, "pitchforking" is a common term in hockey, meant to describe the motion of the stick, not the blade, as if one were using a pitchfork. The puck doesn't even have to be present (cf. Lucic, Milan).

Still not enough proof for some...

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"