"Hi, yes, my name is Darren Rovell, and I'm concerned that one of your writers, a Mr. J Swift, implores me to eat newborn infants. This is quite troubling, and I advise disciplinary measures posthaste."

The Bucks could at least have come up with a better slogan than just stealing Ted Cruz's alternative suggestion to the Affordable Care Act.

"I don't talk about people. I talk about ideas. Like the idea that black people are inferior to white people."

Somehow while Fraser was watching the scene where Coach Bombay directs his players to dive, the Pittsburgh Penguins wound up with a power play.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Plus we get the annual Bettman Boos! Can't beat that!

"That's the thing you have to remember about professional sports. Whenever a team wins the title, you know who always gets to hold the trophy first? THE OWNER."

These Sterling protests are getting a little ridiculous now.

Finally, a David Stern mention. If anyone needs to be called out for enabling, it's that guy. Stern was more strict on dress codes than he ever was on Sterling, even after his inner Marge Schott became public knowledge. Stern should have shut Sterling down, years ago but he didn't and here the NBA is in 2014,…

So basically David Stern vetoed the Chris Paul trade to the Lakers so that his good pal could add another "young black body" to his stable. Fuck David Stern.

it's not even warmups, that's a guy cleaning the ice during a commercial stoppage. Nice work Deadspin!!

Exactly! Does no one else in this comment section realize NHL players have to wear helmets during games? Leave Larry Be!

Judging by the helmetless Kings player, it's pre-game warmups.

There are many, many stories about the different and creative ways in which the Knicks managed to not win championships. That is why they are storied.

And AL fans say pitchers batting isn't entertaining.

I think that's the same tournament Ric Flair won as a rookie the year before.

I guess if beating the Cubs brings this much excitement to the Yankees, they're worse off this year than I thought.

I find it absolutely ridiculous in a professional sport that the fans can report calls or violations that are acted upon. It's like some rich smuck on the front row of a NBA game telling a ref a guy's foot touched the out of bounds line when he was dribbling the ball or who was the last player to touch the ball before…

Golf fans are just the fucking worst

Fuck the Poolice