Yep. Its so they don't get hit in the mush unaware right after snapping the ball.

He's still a boring douche

Who goes for a submission in a backstage brawl? Should have swung a chair

Weird Al is never going to play the halftime show is he?

So when do we start beating him?

Goodell's lax punishment of Spygate showed you they're above the law

Is it wrong I like the McDonalds coffee? Its a buck at least I know that to the one I frequent and its the only thing I get.

But now its made by commies and damnit I ain't drinking it.

Yeah but that would cost Ed Snider his annual ivory back scratchier and we can't have that

Yes yes soccer is boring

All this for Golf... the "sport" people retire to play

Step 1: Think up chants so you can entertain yourself while watching something boring

I can't tell which Jeter's had more verbal blow jobs from the media his last season or actual blow jobs in his life

Fuck you Goodell. If you didn't fuck this up so much Peterson would be playing until he was suspended next season not fucking over my team

I was spanked maybe once or twice by my parents. Now this taught me moderation and you know why? Because they never did afterwords but the threat of it was enough to shut us up. So don't spank your kids just threaten them.

On one hand ESPN did nothing wrong on the other hand they do numerous things wrong every day like having Cowherd and Bayless on the air its hard to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Why do these things need big expensive song number intros?

Couple of years? Who schedules things that far in advanced?

I had an argument with my brother that if Goodell loses his job over this that if he had just said we screwed up really bad despite seeing the tape that he wouldn't be losing his job. My brother argued that they'd say "You saw that and only gave him 2 games you idiot" and still would have his job. Alot of…

Apparently per mile you're more likely to die drunk walking then drunk driving. Learned that from Freakanomics radio podcast.