Its like a cult. And people wonder why I hate college sports

Also its not like its a newspaper where there are only finite space to write. They can post as many freaking articles as they want. Plus let's put this in prospective its not like anyone died. Big story sure. Stop every other story big... not quite.

Fuck the Saints and their cheapshotting cheating ways. What a joke that they won the Super Bowl that year

They misspelled what a whale feeds on

Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our celebrities to stay secluded in order to cancel Entertainment Tonight [sotto voce] We're through the looking glass, here, people...

City so racist Bill Russell chose to play in Boston instead

NBA makes all the sense in the world... NHL not really because ice and stuff.

I said mostly.

Back to what it was. Watched mostly by old and/or rich white guys. Kept on TV because mostly because TV execs and heads of companies that advertise on said golf tourneys are old rich and white. Gets excessive coverage again because rich old white guys and continues to befuddle me as how anyone can find it fun to…

There are two stereotypes that we will never get rid of for ads and sitcoms. Wife is a nagging harpy or the guy is really really dumb or wrong all the time while the wife is smart and keeping it all together (family or just having him survive his stupidity).

Don't believe you its a conspiracy for watermelons and credit card companies.

Nobody lives in Delaware so they don't need cops

He Barry Sanders that shit. Just hand the ball off to the ref

Rich old guy likes floozies who like him for his money... story at 11

Should have cut more staff

"One of these Three Men will be the next commissioner of MLB" and we'll find out in the next half hour on To Tell the Truth

You leave Terry Gordy out of this

Because morons that's why. Does it really matter how they got it wrong when its clearly wrong?

She must really lost Santa Clause

Shhhh Lisa the dog is talking