I’m stealing that!

He doesn’t deserve to use the “K Williams,” in his name, which is reserved for the man who brought to life Omar Little. Matter of fact, he should keep the name “Omar” out of his mouth completely.

I really wish The Root wouldn’t resort to spreading misinformation in the same manner that the right does.

This is the greatest country in the history of the world (humour me)!

“Hey, how about those Seahawks? Oh, BTW, Joe and I are headed over to the Proud Boys rally later. Wanna come with.”

Ben Carson is a brain surgeon, so I’m not surprised. Maybe he and your friend could get together and do some rocket surgery.

Ric Ocasek did not take me home tonight ever have what I needed.

WHY THE FUCK COULD HE NEVER FIND A GOOD BARBER?!

Apparently, it’s being hosted by Sun Microsystems co-founder/proto-Douchebro Scott McNealy.

And don’t give me the crap about the black community not being a monolith, we know that.

T.I., Candace Owens, Steven Pargett, and Jeff Johnson speak onstage during day 3 of REVOLT Summit x AT&T Summit on September 14, 2019 in Atlanta, Georgia.

You’re wrong. Hillary won the Democratic primary because her constituencies voted in larger numbers than Bernie’s did. If you recall, she lost it in 2008 because other constituencies voted for someone else. You may also recall that the “establishment” was all-in behind her in that race as well — until actual voters…

1. Drive the wrong way down the street

If that’s the worst thing that’s happened to you in Philly, then you’ve led a charmed life so far.

Get a time machine, go back in time to when you were five years old, and discover the joys of learning to ride a bike at a young age.

Porch pirates will steal anything. Nike isn’t special. You just felt the need to humble-brag that you got some new kicks.

Or any neighborhood, really.

This is a 55" LG OLED set currently on their site.

Watching Him (piss be upon him) rant about this the other day, I couldn’t help but wonder why he felt so compelled to mention that there are “lots of bad people coming from” Bahamas. He could have simply said that visas were now required in order to enter the US (they never were before), and left it at that.

There’s a 99% chance he’s vacationed in the Bahamas