And there’s no point in telling the people sharing this that it’s fake. “Well, you never know and it can’t hurt... .”

I’m not alarmed by this news because we all basically knew this without having piles of evidence dumped before us.

I bought drill brushes awhile back and my shower specifically is cleaner than it’s ever been. I hated scrubbing that damn thing but with the drill it goes so fast. 

I bought drill brushes awhile back and my shower specifically is cleaner than it’s ever been. I hated scrubbing that…

I’m thinking I might put that order of Portals for the whole family on hold now.

If he is talking about people that are no longer “angels” he needs to look at his own fucked up offspring. The fact that not one Trump male has ever served this country should be used in all ads against his fat ugly ass. He had the gall to appear in NYC, a city that loathes him, at The Veterans Day Parade so he could…

What he and his partner in hot takeism Skip Bayless have done to sports television is a tragedy. I’d rather see a thoughtful, truly articulate black man like Shannon Sharpe get his just due. Give me the measured intelligence of Bomani Jones any day over Screamin A. So ESPN couldn’t find air time for two intelligent…

or, drink fresh coffee... Coffee starts to seriously lose it’s natural sweetness after 10 days out of the roaster. (for whole bean. Ground? ~10 minutes) Darker roast is more bitter. Lighter roast and fresh is actually naturally sweet with no need for sugar. As a bonus, it also has the highest caffeine content.

Before someone calls this blasphemy, I just wanted to say this would be a clever use of leftovers the day after!

Fredo at least had a sister that was willing to stand up for him.

How dare you!
I sleep on an Ikea bed.
I am typing this on a desk from Ikea.

If I knew how to ban someone from kinja, I would.

Did they just own the libs?

How else am I supposed to rock ‘n roll all afterlife and party every day?

As someone who lives in Excel, this still feels like a presentation.

Don’t put your smarts in your TV.  It’s not worth it for this exact reason.  Get yourself a brand new Roku and you might have to replace it once every 7-10 years.  

I take it you weren’t a MoviePass member, then?

It’s better than canned whole chicken, that’s for sure!

Right? I hate the auto-play on the Netflix app.

Maybe netflix could fix their terrible auto-preview Samsung app that makes me want to cancel my subscription, before dumping Samsung TV’s...

No thanks, I want to raise classy kids.

No thanks, I want to raise classy kids.

Start your retirement preparations now and practice with Liam!