I feel like I’m missing a piece of logic here.

Following the first official trailer debut earlier this year, there was a bit of concern that the film may incite violence or imitators

My three-year plan took the better part of twenty-five.
Of course, I live in the SF Bay Area…

How do we get back to that without another 9/11?

He’s really big (relative to non football-playing humans).

Good choice. You skip the corking fee as well…

I forgot about that. She liked ranch, though.

Could you imagine if Obama had mandated all the libraries in America to buy 10,000 copies each of Dreams of my Father?

We have always been at war with Oceania.

Schmuck.

I’m sure every town’s got one of these.

Headline from the future:

Regardless of who he did the video for (and FoTF is reprehensible), just promoting something called “Bring your Bible to School Day” is enough for me to cancel him (if that were something I was into).

Well, that was quite the paradigm shift. Good show!

For all the lying, Trump is really good at telling the truth — albeit inadvertently. He has a million tells, one of which was painfully obvious when he was asked point-blank who altered the map, and he sort of sheepishly repeated, “I dunno, I dunno” while his voice trailed off. 

Who?

You do know Rupert Murdoch is Australian, right? (I’m assuming you’re American, and that you mean Fox News exported its madness Down Undah and not the other way around.)

And you get the “privilege” of paying for gas and wear and tear on your car!