Get a load o’ this guy.

LOL.

Nick Dip would never stand outside WaWa. He’s from Boston.

Yeah, the time wasted watching Z-grade fare is probably worse than the ads.

Your time + ads.

He probably thinks it’s all grass, and wants to cover it with nothing but golf courses.

Well at least it isn’t riling up white nationalist or conspiracy theorists?

Give him a break.

This is likely the kindest thing ever said about this particular president on this particular website.

I know it’s fun to take this one picture out of context and speculate that Mealanie is about to tell the Hamberder Hitler “boy, bye” and join up with the Resistance, but it’s just a friendly “air kiss” with a foreign leader.

I hate to “looks”-shame people, but Jesus Christ that fucking mug.

…judging from social media, the family appeared to have lived a charmed and proud life…

Funny, last time I saw her she told me she ain’t no.

Trump hasn’t proclaimed himself king of the rappers yet.

Came for the AP references, but was expecting a different card-related one.
Still, I’m happy. Off to another Huey Lewis listening party.

Headlines of Tomorrow:

I actually got this advice from Liz Warren (or at least took it to heart) — when she used to do PBS’s Frontline.

Ladies and gentlemen, the most honest person on the internets.

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding.

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding.

In the land of the blind, Rick Perry is the One-eyed King.