I’m wondering when the first feature film IS going to be released that way. You know it’s coming.

What gives you that idea?

There is no “I” in team, but there is in Nazi.

“Semi” is being generous with the Hamberdler-in-Chief.

Poll tax?

The Pub was my late father’s favorite South Jersey haunt.

Nice algorithmic video placement work here.

Those dicks! (at the MPAA)

Or…people could teach their kids not to be assholes. I know. It’s a long shot.

There’s always a Tweet.
Always.

Too easy.

If this is the case, then I truly feel bad for the kid.

Congratulations on being the best today!

So, are you saying the IOC should be looking for the perfect beat?

I developed some serious pain in my shoulder around my mid-30s. I am by no means comparing myself to a pro hoopster, but I still know how to shoot a basketball (and sometimes I make a shot or two).

I am not a doctor — not even on the interwebs — but let’s take a look at the possible causes of that condition.

Move on. Find a new slant.

the biggest problem is that that right now the only power in the Western Hemisphere will let it happen

The irony, of course, is that — grades or not — it’s pretty easy to tell who’s the smarter (and better educated -- not always the same thing) person between Dumpy and Obama.