Amazon is the real-life manifestation of Demolition Man’s Taco Bell of the future.

Or, you know, McDonald’s — whose colors are (wait for it) red and yellow.

Lots of movies from that era were prescient.

I think that’s plastic.

And be relegated to delivering packages?

[citation needed]

No WiFi? Less space than a Nomad? Lame.

No WiFi? Less space than a Nomad? Lame.

The real headline for this should be: “Paul LePage is Shit-Faced Again!”

It’s “gluten-free*” redux.

I still run a MacBookPro from 2009 or ‘10 with an SSD, which I put in about three or four years ago.

You’re not the only one.

Hey now. I’ll not have you denigrate the best phone ever made.

Shirley, you jest, but “liar loans” caused the whole world economy to tank once (and probably will again).

Normally I’d pick the guy named “Evander” in a hockey fight.

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