If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

You can’t go around slamming cliques - they’re sensitive. Be gentle.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

It’s Atlanta. Nobody cares.

How none of them thought to address this in the actual settlement document is beyond me

Also, it’s super-dickish to act this way to her while she’s with her three small children. She’s flying coach at the holidays with three tiny kids in tow - that’s already more of a punishment than what this guy doled out.

I wonder how many hot takes about Fournette’s heart were stopped in their tracks after McCaffrey’s announcement...

Holy fuck. I thought with that intro it was just a dumb “what if” article. It’s actual fucking fan fiction.

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

As sad as I am as a Mets fan to see Bartolo go at least he’s in the NL where we can still see him bat

Speak for yourself

Here in America we call all Stanley Cup champ teams since 1994 not from Canada :p

Counterpoint:

and he (usually) calls a good game.

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

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