Can’t

Nailed it.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

They filmed Rocky V in 1989. This supports my theory that Rocky V will give you AIDS.

The White Walkers

I had to Starr this post.

Barry, I thoroughly enjoy the daily 9 AM hockey article. Thanks

I’d rather be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall than see the Penguins win a face-off, let alone score a goal, let alone win a game, or God almighty forbid they win the Stanley Cup. Go Sharks.

The 30-inch Zyla

Searching for it...

There’s always the next game!

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

OH GOD GROSS GET IT AWAY

I’m old enough to remember when they were really good for a really long time.

Nailed it.

I didn’t know Bob was so controversial in Cuba, the last three bullets call for a “nueva Ley”