Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

I think you meant “you betcha”

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

holy s**t, remember when people used to invade Beatles’ homes or novelists or even scientists?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

Next time he falls asleep carry the mattress into the street and lock the door.

I can’t tell you what it is. But I can tell you what it isn’t. It isn’t one of them new fangled loaves, that’s for damn sure.

It does bring to mind Penn State, with the caveat that Penn State had a significant financial interest in keeping the Paterno football train rolling and avoiding possible punishment or public scorn that would affect their bottom line. MichiganState’s non-rev sports probably lost more money than they brought in, or at…

LaVar Ball makes good on wager, throws football clear over them mountains.

“Big Bang Theory ain’t got SHIT on Big Baller Theory.”

Lavar Ball Only Looked At Tentacle Porn Because His Wife And Kids Didn’t Think It Existed

LaVar Ball Calls Heat Death of the Universe “Some Overrated Weak Ass Shit”

I think I’ve had my fill of rewarding jackass behavior with positions of power.

In science fiction stories there was always a positive depiction of access to unlimited information, but the authors of these stories rarely considered who would be the gate-keepers or that there would be gate-keepers at all. People assumed that access to all information would automatically be a good thing. In reality…

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

off the top of my head, if the team knows about this, why the fuck aren’t they doing anything to protect their investment?