So people write blog posts about them.

Hot take: Crosby got hurt because he put himself in a vulnerable position embellishing the contact of Ovechkin’s stick with his helmet. Watch it again. Ovechkin’s stick touches the back of Crosby’s helmet, which apparently caused Crosby’s head to whip back, back to arch, and arms to fly up.

Remember, Mel Kuiper told you everyone on that list was a can’t-miss NFL starter (at the worst) before the draft.

This is all I think of when I’m at a wedding and they light a unity candle.

Somebody didn’t have a dad.

It’s mindblowing to me that the law is still based on blood alcohol level. They use it because it’s quantifiable and impairment isn’t, but the two don’t necessarily correlate. Beyond that, the same drink can raise your BAC differently on different days. So how do a person even have notice that they are breaking the…

Holy shit. The full on Terrence and Phillip “Fuck you buddy!!” that comes out of the peanut gallery near the end is fucking magical.

A.P.C. New standard. Nice, plain, raw denim.

A.P.C. New standard. Nice, plain, raw denim.

My favorite part of that rant is where he reminds his employer that he took less money for more freedom of content.

I mean, theoretically, it’s possible that all of these other news outlets either couldn’t verify it or discovered it was a hoax of some kind and it’s essentially been circulating as a joke this whole time, right? I can’t imagine anyone would have sat on this if they could have actually vetted it.

I’m ashamed of how far I read into this article before I got the joke.

Remember this the next time a manufacturer has to do something like this or even recall a model for repair and there is a 100 page document describing the required condition of a vehicle and it takes a month for your vehicle to get ok’d.

I mean, is anyone really surprised that the person driven to write hate mail over someone kneeling during the anthem thinks this way?

My favorite was “Let’s Get Fleck’d Up”. But as a Double Bronco, the Tim Allen one makes my heart warm.

This is what we get. All of us. We gleefully consume tabloid level media coverage of candidates, and are shocked at the type of people who not only willingly subject themselves to it, but thrive under that spotlight. The government you deserve and all of that...

Doing that for me too.

Doing that for me too.

Dating a girl who believes mac and cheese is an acceptable breakfast food. What are the odds murders me in my sleep?

Samer, where are you and that Cardinal’s fan registered for your wedding? I’d like to buy you guys something nice.

The NFL is objectively garbage this year, correct?

As a Double Bronco, I am beaming with pride right now.