Burn it all the fuck down. This site is clearly staffed and edited by monsters who must be stopped. Burn it to the fucking ground.

HAHAHA!! I know someone who got mugged behind that place. A girl he was with said, “No, fuck that. You are not mugging us tonight!” and took off running while him and his buddy negotiated with the guy to just take their cash.

This is the shittiest sports website on the planet. This serve has a name. How do you not know a Zack Morris Skyball when you see one?

Kris Draper’s baby pooped in that thing. #NEVERFORGET

I highly doubt he’s looking to spend the prime of his career watching those guys sifting through the ashes of the Maple Leafs dumpster fire. They finished DFL in the entire league. Toronto is YEARS away from being a serviceable NHL team.

Stevie Y looks like the smartest guy in the room for not unloading Drouin at the deadline like everyone thought he would/should. They know what they have in him, they just need to get him to stop pouting when things don’t go his way.

The Panda, Note, and Silvia all killed me.

I read those takes and blacked out. When I woke up, my family was gone and I had lost my job. All I want in this life is to read more.

I thought his elbow caught him right on the button. I’d be willing to bet Player Safety will be pulling a folded piece of paper with a number on it out of a hat or however the fuck they determine a suspension.

“Man Uses Bad Word, All Of The Pearls Clutched”

I was all about this game at release, but I’ve kind of meh’d away from it. I still have 1/3rd of the story to finish, which I eventually will, but at this point it already feels repetitive.

After the coming nuclear holocaust, all that will remain are roaches, Twinkies, and Tiger fanboys.

SECOND SHOOTER ON THE GRASSY KNOLL!

Two things:

So I’m clear on this, Schefter HAD to release JPP’s medical records because JOURNALISM, but that same standard didn’t require him to challenge Hardy’s bullshit answers in any way?

The headline says “Millenials”, but the picture says “Damn Near 40"

Popcorn is a delivery system for butter and salt. Period. Full stop. Knock it the fuck off.

Holy fucking handwringing Batman. It’s a video game, not some virtual morality lesson. Christ, when did this become standard copy for FUCKING VIDEO GAME REVIEWS? This is akin to complaining about the lack of moral lessons in The Rock. You’re getting the fucking vapors over here because a video game didn’t address the…

As someone who has hundreds of hours into this game, I think the gap in content has cured my addiction. Thanks Bungie! My PSN account ran out in November, and I didn’t even realize it for months.

Goddammit that’s wonderful comment.