I mean, is anyone really surprised that the person driven to write hate mail over someone kneeling during the anthem thinks this way?

Typing this from a new 15". When sales dude started trying to pitch dongles to me, quickly realized that I only needed an SD card reader. I never plug my phone into my laptop. I have a wireless printer, as I am not Amish. I’m selling the 27" iMac I’ve been using as an external display and replacing it with a USB-C…

My favorite was “Let’s Get Fleck’d Up”. But as a Double Bronco, the Tim Allen one makes my heart warm.

Rich guys realize that regardless of which rich person was elected, their interests would be taken care of and they would remain rich. Oh, and they care about things other than their piles of money. Swear to God.

This is what we get. All of us. We gleefully consume tabloid level media coverage of candidates, and are shocked at the type of people who not only willingly subject themselves to it, but thrive under that spotlight. The government you deserve and all of that...

Doing that for me too.

Doing that for me too.

Dating a girl who believes mac and cheese is an acceptable breakfast food. What are the odds murders me in my sleep?

Samer, where are you and that Cardinal’s fan registered for your wedding? I’d like to buy you guys something nice.

The NFL is objectively garbage this year, correct?

As a Double Bronco, I am beaming with pride right now.

Burn it all the fuck down. This site is clearly staffed and edited by monsters who must be stopped. Burn it to the fucking ground.

HAHAHA!! I know someone who got mugged behind that place. A girl he was with said, “No, fuck that. You are not mugging us tonight!” and took off running while him and his buddy negotiated with the guy to just take their cash.

This is the shittiest sports website on the planet. This serve has a name. How do you not know a Zack Morris Skyball when you see one?

Kris Draper’s baby pooped in that thing. #NEVERFORGET

I highly doubt he’s looking to spend the prime of his career watching those guys sifting through the ashes of the Maple Leafs dumpster fire. They finished DFL in the entire league. Toronto is YEARS away from being a serviceable NHL team.

Stevie Y looks like the smartest guy in the room for not unloading Drouin at the deadline like everyone thought he would/should. They know what they have in him, they just need to get him to stop pouting when things don’t go his way.

The Panda, Note, and Silvia all killed me.

I read those takes and blacked out. When I woke up, my family was gone and I had lost my job. All I want in this life is to read more.

I thought his elbow caught him right on the button. I’d be willing to bet Player Safety will be pulling a folded piece of paper with a number on it out of a hat or however the fuck they determine a suspension.

“Man Uses Bad Word, All Of The Pearls Clutched”