The Wings’ uniforms are terrible. I thought I was being clever when I said they look like the generic professional hockey team from a TV show, and my old man follows it up with, “they look like the Detroit Red Wings presented by Dodge Trucks”. Game recognizes game, and this one goes to the old man.

If we’re talking about playing golf for money, then certainly.

I know a few of these guys, and they are still way better players in way better shape than you (me).

That’s exactly how I would swing if my back were made up of graham crackers and marshmallows. Immediately stand up and out of it after the strike.

Remember at the beginning of the season when Montreal was the greatest team ever and the glory of the Canadiens was restored and they were going to march to the Cup? I have thoroughly enjoyed their collapse.

Looks like I’ll be playing “Wait For The Division Beta To Download” tonight

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Canadien hockey fans make Red Sox fans seem like rational, well-adjusted people.

1.Benching the best (remaining) player on the team.

As someone who came on late, and binge watched the first 5+ seasons, the formula of the show is pretty straightforward:

“Oh la la la la” indeed.

This makes me fucking crazy. I’ve never seen just embellishment called. They always call the supposed infraction AND the dive. If you want to get rid of the embellishment, make it wipe out the original call. There really is no point in not diving. Best case, you fool the ref. Worst case, it’s 4 on 4.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU THINK THERE IS A LEAFS FAN WITH SOME TENUOUS GRASP ON REALITY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

No words... Too beautiful... Should have sent poet...

I love the argument that he had no choice but to publish it because JOURNALISM! Like Schefter has reported every fact about every NFL player/executive/organization he has ever been privy to, and never pushed shit aside to not burn a possible future point of access.

This is going to end as a cautionary tale way darker than it already is.

Sports leagues are the music industry during the rise of Napster. Instead of figuring out a way to monetize the way their customers want to consume the product, they’re fighting it tooth and nail to protect the current revenue stream. I don’t have cable, but I would gladly pay the $160 a year to stream my in-market…

This is an insane discussion. He has his head up the whole way, had his stick up going into the hit, and fucking turned into him. Dude lost his shit because of the no-call on the hit.

This is called a Carwash Condom, and they do it so you can point and laugh at them.

The truly evil part of this article is that the whole time I read it, I am filled with the anxiety of needing to poop immediately and not being able to. I have to keep stopping and reminding myself that I don’t have to poop. It’s like a 12 year old watching a horror movie and having to pause it and remind himself it…

1. I very much enjoyed the part where you explained what popcorn is.