Is Cobb dead? We’re all just assuming he’s dead, right? Ok.

What a bunch of fucking dummies.

Out of my chair laughing at this, wife comes in to ask what’s so funny, I explain, she tells me I’m an idiot, and I slink into the couch like so many excavator claws into the sea.

Regulatory reform bro.

I still think the better part of this interview was the picture of Bob with Magic and Bird during Dream Team practice, and Bob has blood just gushing from his lower leg. He had absolutely no idea where this fucking shark bite came from. I’m far to lazy to attach a picture, so here’s a link. https://www.bostonglobe.com/…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WHERE I’VE HEARD HIM BEFORE. I’m sitting here trying to place his fucking muppet voice, and this brilliant bastard had already sorted it out. God bless the comments.

This is just straight trolling at its finest. It’s a fucking portrait video of a landscape video on another phone. People are fucking savages.

Seems weird that more guys with a bajillion dollars don’t sue people who make statements that cost said bajillionaires earnings through suspension, loss of endorsement income, etc. The bajillionares always adamantly profess innocence. Weird.

You are a monster and I love you.

1. You deserve all of the stars.

The patent on Legos is expired. You could set up a factory across the street from them and pump out identical pieces, and there’s nothing they can do. That’s why all Legos have a licensing tie in of some kind now.

All of the stars for you sir.

With that said, here are some Nationwide jingles:

I thought we already agreed that everyone in the league was taking this, and that’s why they needed to test for it.

I don’t know shit about this, so let me make sure I have it straight:

+1 star for the mention, -1 star for the pre-emptive apology, +1 star for using a period instead of an exclamation point.

This. The shooting mechanics are BRUTAL, and the level up system is ridiculous.

This is criminally under-starred.

Jesus, Fox should just pay this guy and release his work. There is a finished product and Disney has already done all of the marketing, so really the hardest part for Fox would be counting all of the money.

After watching that terrifying monster baby crawl around, the goal of the game should be figuring out the most efficient way to kill it, preferably with fire.