The garage is over two hundred feet away. Even the loudest power tools are barely audible at that range, aside from something like a nail gun, but I suspect he’s not into roofing.

He’s not in a residential neighborhood, he’s in agriculturally-zoned unincorporated nowhere.

Your historical city center is a far cry from agriculturally-zoned acreage 15 miles from town.

Yeah, because only fatties can be assholes. You must be massive, in that case.

No Diplomat ever had stacked headlights. The entire model run of the car had quad sealed-beam square lights, side-by-side.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it’s funny because NASCAR fans are all poor white trash who don’t have any money... to go to races that cost hundreds of dollars and draw huge numbers of celebrities and professional athletes.

slashdot.org is mainly Unix system admins. So, yeah, “technologists.”

Me and a bunch of my friends do the same thing on Facebook.

Hybrid medium-duty has been done. It didn’t catch on...

Mine’s 32, but... Cherrio, old bean.

Do you know it’s possible to drive for a considerable distance on flattened tires? And especially so at low speeds like these?

That’s cute. The hub/spindle nut on my Ram 3500 calls for 395ft/lb on a 1-5/8 socket. Fortunately, I have a 1" impact for such contingencies nowadays...

REAL boring races run by REAL assholes.

See also: American Endurance Racing (http://www.americanenduranceracing.com)

Tires are limited by the rulebook to 200TW. The vast majority of teams run one of three tires: Dunlop Direzza, Falken Azenis 615, or Primewell PZ900, probably in that order. Nobody is running sticky Hoosier slicks, because if they do, they’ll never get past the BS inspection.
Sure, you can spend all you want on…

I’m not even sure where you’d go to buy a seat that expensive. Teams that do this a lot (NSF Racing here, 7-time IOE winners, two-time Class C winners, etc.) buy equipment on the cheap and reuse it a lot.

For example, we bought a tubing bender, used, for $500. A 20' stick of 1.75x.120 DOM rollcage tube costs about…

Yeah, because sudden AC failures in modern cars happen ALL THE TIME.

Buy you guys, the people in the Fiat JUST BARELY SURVIVED (by opening the doors, unbuckling their seatbelts, and walking away unscathed.)

I bet the VIN will also tell you what kind of wood trim it has, too.

Wow, crooks smart enough to wear masks and gloves! And cover their hair, too!